10 Things Listacle Authors are Thinking
1. People will read this because it’s not just thoughts.
It’s thoughts laid out in a list which makes it easier to read, which makes people more likely
to read it.
2. I gotta pick a
good number of things…
Am I gonna go the crisp 10 things route… or am I gonna be
edgy and say 27? This is important and
will determine what the internet thinks of me.
3. I’d better count
right.
The number nazis in the comments section will be angry if
my list and my title don’t match up.
4. I’ve got so much wisdom, I’d might as well share it.
Not just anyone can make an arbitrary internet
listacle.
5. Everyone is gonna agree with me.
And then I’m finnally gonna have some friends.
6. Writing is EASY!
As easy as 123…456789
7. I could totally be
a Buzzfeed writer.
I even spell check. I’m
gonna quit my job now.
8. Nobody better put down my listacle in the comments
section.
But I really hope people comment...
9. I better make the
last one super profound.
Fuckkkkkkkkk I can’t think of anything. Oh well, I’ll just make it 9… that’s
edgier.
